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No, it's not Aang. It's those big blue guys on a big planet. Pandora (that's the name of the blue planet), is being infested by humans who seek better living conditions (and new resources) because the earth is exhausted. It truly is epic in terms of effects but the sad plight and over exhausted plot of the humans-are-evil-and-they-are-cold-hearted are so old. However, no one could detest the stunning effect. Some might say it's cartoon-ish but i completely disagree. It's the next epic to Star Wars.
2. Twilight Saga: New Moon
It's still trash because of Pattinson. Yes I think Pattinson is the entire reason why readers are frustrated of the movie. Though everyone in the film has matured in their character, I still can't help but notice why Bella is acting like a poor kid who lost her candy on the way to school. Too much heavy breathing. I was also frustrated of the inclusion of Dakota Fanning in the movie. Why waste a good actress on saying four lines in a movie?
Though one could amaze at the setting in Italy, one question bugs my mind. Did Alice and Bella drive over an ocean and three countries?
3. Jennifer's Body
My tit. No that wasn't my line.It was the last punch line of Megan Fox in the entire freaking movie. What would you expect from the writer of Juno? True the writer has done an impeccable job in making teen horror truly funny. Just ignore the guts ripping and you would surely enjoy this movie. Seyfried is a psycho!
Plus, Megan is still hot, even though she's busy drinking blood from your abdomen.
4. 2012
Okay, the plot is totally stupid. The punchlines are a bomb to hear for they will surely make you laugh amidst the falling buildings and screaming almost-but-sure-dead people. One has to note the symbolism in the movie though. No, were not extremists and conspiracy theorists but I can't help it. Why did the biggest ship of the US army destroy the White House?/KP
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